Finding the best condom fit takes some measuring on your part. You will need:

  • Stimulation to make you hard and erect; eg: a vivid imagination, porn, a man
  • A place where you will not be disturbed
  • A flexible sewing tape or tailor’s tape measure OR a ruler and a piece of string
  • A pen and paper
  • A man (optional)
  • A sense of humour (optional)

Place the tape or ruler along the length of your erect throbbing dick from the base to the tip. Bear in mind rulers often have a few mm at the end before the zero mark, which you need to take into account (i.e. discount). Write down the measurement.

Measure the girth or circumference of your penis with the tape around the thickest part of your dick. Keep it snug, but don’t pull it tight. If using string, loop it around, mark where the ends meet and measure it against a ruler. Write down the measurement.

Don’t waste it, how about a wank or a fuck?

How to choose the right size condom | NHS | Oct 2022 | 2m 29s 

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