- Stimulation to make you hard and erect; eg: a vivid imagination, porn, a man
- A place where you will not be disturbed
- A flexible sewing tape or tailors measure OR a ruler and a piece of string
- A pen and paper
- A man (optional)
- A sense of humour (optional)
- Place the tape or ruler along the length of your erect throbbing dick from the base to the tip. Bear in mind rulers often have a few ml at the end which you need to take into account (i.e. discount). Write down the measurement.
- Measure the girth or circumference of your penis with the tape around the thickest part of your dick (or loop the string around then use the ruler to calculate). Write down the measurement.
- Don't waste it, how about a wank or a fuck?
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How To Measure Your Penis | Condomerie | 17 Jun 2015 | 1m 00s